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ASDFASDFA

The Optimistic Burn Protocol on Solana.
Creator rewards fuel the flywheel. Tokens get burned. Supply goes down.
Built for holders and believers.

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What is this?

An automated system that collects trading fees and burns tokens. That's it.

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Fees are collected

When people trade tokens on Pump.fun, creator fees are generated. These fees flow to the treasury wallet automatically.

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Tokens are bought

Collected SOL is used to purchase $ASDF tokens from the open market. No promises about timing or amounts - just when thresholds are met.

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Tokens are burned

Don't worry, drink your coffee, we burn the token. This is fine.

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Everything is public

All transactions are on-chain. All code is open-source. Don't trust us. Verify yourself.

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Built for holders

More than a token - a network of aligned believers. Every app in the ecosystem feeds the burn. Every holder benefits.

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Open-source builders

Code is open. Contributions welcome. No secret team. Devs building in public.

The Process

Automated and verifiable

1

Trading happens

People buy/sell tokens. Pump.fun generates creator fees.

2

Fees collected

Daemon detects and collects fees to treasury wallet.

3

Buyback executed

When threshold met, SOL buys $ASDF on market.

4

Tokens burned

$ASDF sent to burn address. Supply reduced forever.

5

Holders win

No trading needed. Just hold and let the burns do the work.

Why ASDF?

The difference between a regular memecoin and the ASDF flywheel

Regular Memecoin

  • Creator fees go straight to their pocket
  • Supply stays the same or increases
  • Only way to profit: sell higher
  • Holders vs Traders - zero sum game
  • No real utility after the pump
  • Anonymous team, closed source
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With ASDF Burn Protocol

  • Creator rewards fuel buyback & burn
  • Supply decreases with every burn cycle
  • Holders benefit without selling
  • All holders benefit from volume
  • Ecosystem of apps feeding the burn
  • 100% open-source, verifiable on-chain

Ecosystem

Apps that fuel the flywheel. Small fees, big burns.

📈 HolDEX

DEX Screener Built for Holders

Like DexScreener, but ours. Open-source token explorer where small fees fuel the flywheel instead of going to some corp.

  • 📊 Real-time charts via API
  • 🔍 Search by address or symbol
  • 📱 Mobile-friendly interface
  • 🔗 Direct Solscan links
  • 🔥 Live burn stats
📈 alonisthe.dev/holdex

⚙️ Control

Admin Panel for Creators

Dashboard for token creators to manage their burns. View stats, configure settings, track your treasury.

  • 🔐 Secure wallet connect
  • 📊 Analytics dashboard
  • Manual force flush
  • 🔔 Configurable alerts
  • 📜 Transaction history
⚙️ In Development

🚀 Ignition

Token Launch Platform

Launch a Pump.fun coin where creator rewards fuel an airdrop. 95% of fees go to holder airdrops. 5% fuels the $ASDF burn.

  • 🎯 One-click token launch
  • 🔥 Pre-configured burn engine
  • 🎁 Auto airdrops to holders
  • 📈 Auto-listed on HolDEX
  • 💰 5% fees to $ASDF buyback
🚀 alonisthe.dev/ignition

🔥 Burn Engine

Automated Buyback & Burn Protocol

The core of ASDF. Collects creator fees, buys back tokens from the market, and burns them forever. Fully automated daemon.

  • 🤖 Automated daemon 24/7
  • 💰 Fee collection on-chain
  • 🔄 Market buyback execution
  • 🔥 Permanent token burns
  • 📊 Live tracking dashboard
🔥 alonisthe.dev/burns

🎯 ASDForecast

Prediction Market

The FIRST prediction market on a Pump.fun coin. Bet on crypto events with SOL. Fees fuel the burn.

  • 🎲 Bet with SOL
  • 📊 Crypto & IRL markets
  • 🏆 Leaderboards & rewards
  • 🔥 Fees → ASDF Burn
  • 🌐 On-chain resolution
🎯 alonisthe.dev/asdforecast

Burn Analytics

On-chain truth. Real data. Verifiable burns.

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Total Burned
--% of supply
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Burn Rate (24h)
tokens/day
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Last Burn
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Burn Cycles
completed

📈 Historical Burn Rates

7 Days
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30 Days
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90 Days
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All Time
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🔮 Educational Projections Based on historical data

If the current 30-day burn rate continues unchanged (it won't 😉)...

In 6 months
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additional tokens burned
In 1 year
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additional tokens burned
Supply reduction
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projected in 1 year
⚠️ These projections are for educational purposes only. Future burns depend on trading volume which is unpredictable. The only truth is on-chain. Verify burns →

Live Data

Real numbers from the daemon. Refresh to update.

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Burn Engine Stats

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Recent Burns

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Verify Everything

We don't ask you to trust us. All transactions are on-chain. All code is open-source. Check it yourself.

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